Tuesday, September 25, 2012

SuperFan: Giants vs. Panthers (9/25/12)


Next Men Up
By Superfan

            We saw the truest definition of a team effort displayed in primetime last Thursday night in Charlotte.  A team defines itself when the chips are down, faced with tremendous adversity.  We were on the road, in a crucial early season conference game without our starting wide receiver, running back, or offensive lineman (among others).  With the rest of the teams in our division getting off to competitive starts, it was imperative that we get ourselves above .500 before heading into our second divisional game of the season.  We were playing a very talented Carolina Panthers team in their house, on a very shortened week, and would have to rely on players most fans have never even heard of to scrape out a W.

But there was no scraping necessary.  We blew the Carolina Panthers out of the water, and it wasn’t even close.

Breaking in a New Spot
            Being without NFL Network on Time Warner Cable (last week at least) resulted in the first game watched at JJ’s new place.  What a great win to kick the place off with!  Fortunately the workday was a light one and ended relatively early, so I was able to race back to the west side from Burbank in time for kickoff.  Despite extreme heat and a slick, unbroken-in leather couch, that opening drive by Eli and the offense helped us get over the inconveniences and get into what mattered - the game. 

As halftime approached, more friends of ours came over to watch - Jeremy (who we call J-ron) and Alex.  What was great about this was the fact that I played J-ron in fantasy this past weekend, and he and I had Cam Newton and Eli Manning as our teams’ quarterbacks, respectively.  I also had to bench Steve Smith for the sake of the gmen, and thanks to an outstanding job by our defense, it didn’t come back to bite me in the least. Our matchup proved to be a wild one, coming down to the wire in Monday night’s game - but I’ll get into both of those items (my fantasy matchup and Monday night’s debacle) later on.    

For the rest of the night we laughed, we cried, we cheered, we sang, we ordered an okay-at-best half turkey sausage/half anchovies deep dish pizza (the anchovies were all me - don’t ask, I acquired a craving for them a couple years ago; it hasn’t gone away yet), and finally, we celebrated a dominating Giants’ victory.  All-in-all, a great night of football. 

Starters?  We Don’t Need No Stinking Starters!
            Every year, just when us Giants’ fans start to forget how great we have it with Jerry Reese, a game like last Thursday night’s victory happens.  The depth on our roster is incredible.  Granted I will take this opportunity to remind everyone that I’ve been raving about Ramses Barden’s potential for years (if only the guy could stay healthy), but not to this extent.  He and Eli seemed to have a chemistry that looked like Eli’s been targeting him for years.  And what Pat Flaherty did with a makeshift offensive line on what was basically a three-day workweek?  Amazing.  And Andre Brown, this season’s Ahmad Bradshaw circa late-2007, tearing through every hole that patchwork o-line opened up for him?  Phenomenal.  While he was a starter from week one, how about Reese having the wherewithal to repair our injury-depleted TE position with an offseason acquisition like Martellus Bennet?  A touchdown in each of his first three games as a Giant - not too shabby.  And on the defensive side of the ball, how about rookie Jayron Hosley stepping up and making plays with the rest of our secondary hurt?  Jerry Reese and the Giants staff are the best in the league at acquiring players they know they can make ready to play.  And they prove it time and time again. 

The difference between good teams and great teams is that good teams are only good when they have everything going for them, while great teams play well no matter what road blocks get thrown in their path.  Given the adversity this team has faced, and the way it’s dealt with it in this early point of the season, there’s no question that this year’s team isn’t one to be taken lightly, no matter what the circumstances.  That week one Dallas loss, in my opinion, happened to a Giants’ team that hadn’t fully made the transition from training camp to the regular season.  They have now.  And the 2012 Giants have the makeup of a great team. 

Offensive Player of the Game - Andre Brown.  Is it even a question?  This guy, now famously known as having been cut numerous times since we drafted him in 2009, stepped into Ahmad’s shoes and ran the ball like a top 5 fantasy pick.  Over 100 yards and two rushing touchdowns?  Not that Ahmad’s job is in jeopardy (yet) whenever he returns, but if I were him watching the game Thursday night, I would’ve been 80% happy for the backup, 20% worried for my job.  Maybe even 70-30…

Defensive Player of the Game - Michael Boley.  Five tackles, one assist, a half-sack (which he shared with JPP), and a pick.  That makes it a pick for Boley in each of our first three games this season - so much for our linebacking corps being a weakness (Spencer Paysinger also stood out with a forced fumble and ensuing recovery).  Our offense was supposed to be good going into this season, but with the exception of our pass rush, our defense was not.  Keep playing the way they did last Thursday, no doubt that’ll change.

Special Teams Player of the Week - Lawrence Tynes.  Don’t usually give this award out every week, which means either someone ran a kick or punt back for a TD or one of the kickers had an amazing game for me to be giving it out this time.  That was the case for Mr. Tynes, who after three weeks has forced me to securely plant my foot in my mouth.  The guy’s 100 percent on the season for both field goals (8) and extra points (5).  Last Thursday, he made all five of his field goal attempts.  Atta boy, Lawrence!

Non-Gmen Thoughts of the Week:
·      Jimmy Traina, of SI.com’s “Hot Clicks,” made several great points in a terrifically articulated rant Tuesday morning.  I highly suggest you check out Tuesday morning’s “Hot Clicks” to check them out, but basically he called out Roger Goodell on all that was wrong with the current replacement referee situation, without sounding like an ignorant, pissed-off fan. 
·      Speaking of the referees, it’s obvious they have no business working these games.  Thank God what happened in Monday night’s debacle had nothing to do with the Giants, or my head would’ve exploded.  But what’s most worrisome is that the replacement refs aren’t entirely at fault here.  The guys working the replay booth upstairs ARE NOT REPLACEMENTS!  And those guys were watching the replay of the Hail Mary touchdown-that-shouldn’t-have-been right along with the replacement refs, yet didn’t help them make the right call.  Just a bad time for the league right now.  Come on, Roger - all that talk about the game’s dignity and player safety and doing what’s right - time for you to back up those words with actions.  Fix this mess.  NOW.
·      As despaired as I was last week in fantasy, this week’s result has given me hope.  Things looked good for me after our game Thursday night (I had Eli and Martellus Bennet), but fell to pieces on Sunday.  Thanks again ESPN Fantasy Projections for failing to mention Kevin Smith wouldn’t start until after the early games were underway.  And the damn Lions D giving up 44 points to Tennessee?!?!  What??  Despite all that, after terrific performances Sunday night by Dennis Pitta and Ray Rice, my matchup with J-ron went into Monday night’s game with me up by 2 points and no one left to play.  He still had Jordy Nelson, and his victory was a foregone conclusion.  But alas, Jordy only managed 2 reception for 19 yards, netting him one point.  One more receiving yard, he would’ve gotten J-ron the two points needed to tie.  I won by one yard.  Pretty awesome.  Hopefully they won’t all be such nail-biters.
·      Despite the poor refereeing over the weekend, I hope aspiring defensive backs out there learned a thing or two about defending the Hail Mary after what happened in Detroit and Seattle.  Don’t go for the tip or the pick, just SWAT THE BALL DOWN OR AT LEAST OUT OF BOUNDS. 
·      Great bit from Peter King in this week’s MMQB, remembering Steve Sabol.  He collected different comments from various folks around the league about their admiration and fond memories of the NFL legend.  The league lost it’s greatest fan, and arguably it’s most influential worker.  Steve, you will be sorely missed.
·      After four weeks of college football, my Notre Dame Fighting Irish are 4-0 and ranked #10 in the nation.  USC is 4-1 and ranked #13, and Michigan has been knocked clear out of the rankings.  Just stating facts, people.  Good to see Brian Kelly finally discovered what Charlie Weis was too arrogant to see - top college football teams don’t need a stat-padding quarterback to be successful, they need GOOD DEFENSE.  Enjoy the Irish relevance while it lasts - who knows, it might even stick around awhile this time.  South Bend must be a fun place to be this month.  GO IRISH! 
·      Come on Yankees, don’t fall apart now.  Are last year’s notorious collapses really such a distant memory?  Learn from Boston’s horrific recent past!  (Sorry, can’t help taking a shot at the Red Sox whenever possible.  But seriously, did anyone think the Bobby V move was a good one?  Really?)
·      NFL Network and the Red Zone channel are finally on Time Warner!  WAHOO!!

Looking Ahead…
            Big game Sunday night against the Eagles.  Third primetime game in our first four weeks of the season, and I’d just assume we keep shining bright.  Tie to remind everyone who the boss of this division is.  Philly week!  Here we go!!  To talk all things giants, you can send me an e-mail at gmensuperfan@gmail.com, find me on Facebook under the name “Gmen Superfan,” or follow me on Twitter at the user handle “@gmensuperfan1.”  Until next week, GO GMEN!!

              

Monday, September 17, 2012

SuperFan: Giants vs. Buccaneers (9/17/12)


A Tale of Two Halves
By SuperFan

It was the worst of halves; it was the best of halves.  Well, first things first, welcome to the 2012 season, Giants’ fans!  Sorry about the no-show last week - I say we pretend the first game was really the fifth preseason game, since that’s how our defending Super Bowl champion Giants’ treated it.  Besides, if there’s one thing our 21st century championship teams have in common, it’s ugly week one losses.  No harm, no foul (Dallas shmallus - it’s not like getting swept by the Cowboys kept us from winning it all in 2007, anyway).
I hope everyone had as much fun during the offseason as I did.  Did anyone catch the “America’s Game” for the 2011 New York Giants?  Oh man, it’s fantastic.  That did for the Giants’ die-hard fan in me what “Inglorious Basterds” did for the Jew in me.  Pure joy.

After two weeks, our Giants our 1-1.  Let’s relive yesterday’s wild win: 

Bagels and Lox
            Without the crazy weekday-5:30-game-start mumbo jumbo to worry about, it was like old times early Sunday morning when JJ came over to watch the game with Joe, Vandy, and myself.  Same environment, though slightly altered viewing arrangement.  By the time the Giants turned around, it looked as such - me on the couch, JJ on the recliner, Joe on the couch against the walls.  Yes fans, these things matter.
Of all the crazy superstitions JJ and I had last season during the gmen’s improbable super bowl run, there was one I never knew existed until JJ arrived at my place just before 10 am on Sunday.  “Man, I hope it’s cool that I just made myself eggs this morning,” JJ mumbled.  Apparently JJ went to Ralph’s for a bagel and lox breakfast before every early game last season.  I had no idea.  But, in all fairness, how often to ask your friends what they had for breakfast when you’re getting ready to watch football?  Well anyway, halftime rolled around, and JJ left to get his bagel and lox (better late than never).  Then the second half happened.  Hey, I’m not saying, I’m just saying…

A Tough Victory…
            …And I don’t just mean the formation.  Let me get this out of the way right off the bat and move past it - Greg Schiano, I’m from New Jersey and appreciate and admire what you did for the Rutgers football program.  But it’s time for you to grow up.  They were barely above .500 in your tenure.  This isn’t the overrated-despite-being-consistently-terrible Big East, it’s the National Football League.  In the NFL, you have to have class.  Or else you’ll have a lot of angry opponents probably resulting in a lot of cheap injuries on your roster.  Time to get over yourself and understand how things work at the professional level. 

Now, back to the game.  There is one thing the Giants do better than any team in the NFL, and they’ve done it for as long as I can remember.  In sixty minutes of football, the Giants put their fans through every emotion known to man.  If the team were to sell a catalogue of “Giants emoticons,” they might need to create a few extra (how great would an “Eli-face” emoticon be?!  Seriously!).  At the head of this movement towards madness is our quarterback and captain, Eli Manning.  Granted he had receivers swatting away his passes like they were grenades with the pins pulled out, but at least two of those interception were on him.  It also didn’t help things that our running game was, once again, dormant in the first half. 
But everything changed in the second half, and the offense we’ve all been expecting finally showed itself.  A quarterback with over 500 yards passing.  Two top receivers with nearly 200 yards receiving, a touchdown, and (at least) 10 receptions apiece.  Andre Brown coming out of nowhere to provide the spark the offense so desperately needed. 
I think it’s fair to say the first-game-fumble isn’t the only reason David Wilson lost his #2 spot on the depth chart to Andre Brown.  We’d know a lot more about the guy if not for poorly-timed injuries throughout his career, but one thing’s for sure - the 4th-round pick from the 2009 NFL draft can play - and the life he brought to our rushing attack in the second half had as much to do with our comeback victory as anything. 

Despite the final score, our defense played reasonably well, for the most part.  The first half touchdowns all came off of offensive turnovers, with the third being a direct result.  Though I’ll say this all season until something’s done - we can’t rely on our pass rush to alleviate pressure from our secondary.  Like the Bears offensive line woes, the problem with our secondary won’t just go away by ignoring it.  I understand we have guys injured, but we also have starters perfectly healthy.  Antrel Rolle needs to make more plays. Corey Webster has to get faster in open space.  And we desperately need VETERAN DEPTH!  Didn’t’ we keep Deon Grant’s option open for this exact reason?  Is there something I don’t know about?  He should’ve been resigned as soon as Terrell Thomas went down!  Yes, he’s a safety not a quarterback, but I’d still rather have a veteran safety in a nickel or dime slot than the guys currently in there getting beat downfield every drive.  That’s just my humble opinion.

Special teams - HOW DARE YOU let that kick return happen to start the second half after the horrible way the first half came to an end!  It allowed them to drive the field for an easy field goal in the blink of an eye, and just like that we were down two scores instead of one when Eli finally got the ball in the second half.  Good thing our quarterback is awesome.

I don’t think these replacement refs understand how to call pass interference, as was evident on nearly every pass thrown to Hakeem Nicks.  It seemed like he was being manhandled every time he went down field, and he still came out of it with insane numbers.  If things went a little differently, that would be a much bigger deal this morning.  I think.  As Peter King pointed out in his MMQB article this morning, the players are now taking advantage of the replacement officials and are pushing them to see what they can get away with.  So far, they’ve gotten away with quite a lot.

Offensive Player of the Week:  Eli Manning.  No one can put a bad first half behind him like Eli.  The guy’s insane.  Most quarterbacks would crumble after such a horrible first half.  Not Eli.  How does he respond?  With the game of his already remarkable career.  (Honorable mentions - Andre Brown, Hakeem Nicks, Victor Cruz).

Defensive Player of the Week:  Jason Pierre-Paul.  Four tackles, and his first sack of the season.  Let’s hope it’s the first of many. 

Non-Gmen Thoughts of the Week:
  • ·      These aren’t your older brother’s Fighting Irish.  Granted it’s only been three games, but this doesn’t look like the same Irish teams from a few years ago that got overhyped after early season wins.  These guys are tough, talented, and very fast.  And I think they can hang with the big dogs.  Will we finally get a relevant Notre Dame football team for the first time this century?  Looks like we just might…
  • ·      Saw “The Master.”  Great performances, good movie.  But there wasn’t anything nearly as entertaining as when Daniel Day-Lewis kicked the crap out of Paul Dano at the end of “There Will Be Blood,” that’s for sure.  Unless you’re really into fondling sand.  
  • ·      I think I’ve been cursed to suck at fantasy football.  When friends saw my roster before the season started, they thought I cheated or simply played with a pack of blind-deaf-mutes.  Yet I’m lucky to be 1-1 after this week (tonight’s game won’t matter, I’m already toast), and now my stud running back and tight end are injured.  Grrr.
  • ·      It took a very long time, but a few co-workers finally got me into Doctor Who (the 2005 reboot).  Currently near the end of season two.  Awesome.  Though it’s hard for me not to see David Tennant as one of Voldemort’s evil minions.


Final Thoughts:
            We’re 1-1 after two weeks.  Right in the thick of it.  Short week, but hopefully those who were banged up Sunday can play.  And hopefully all the Giants’ fans out there at least have friends with DirectTV so they can watch the game Thursday night (thanks again JJ).  To talk all things giants, you can e-mail me at gmensuperfan@gmail.com, find me on Facebook under the name “Gmen Superfan,” or follow me on Twitter under the name “gmensuperfan1.”  Until next week, GO GMEN!